UPS

[jbailey]

I love UPS, I really do.

Their autoattendant: "Please speak want you want, you can say ..."
me: "Agent"
AA: "I'm sorry, I didn't understand that. You can say ..."
me: "Agent"
AA: "I'm sorry, I didn't understand that. You can say ..."
me: "Do I have to say 'Fucking Agent?'"
AA: "One moment please, I will transfer you to an agent."

Comments

Re: Take a deep breath

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I remember reading something about how cursing will get you through to an agent faster...